Much has been made of how our little fascists have based their foriegn policy (such as it is) on oil. Invade Iraq for the oil. Spar with Hugo Chavez over the oil. Let the oil companies price gouge the ever-lovin’ bejesus out of the American consumer. And so on. And all of this because many of them are actually oilmen and stand to reap substantial financial gains from all this. Well, I’m here to give you a new piece of news. Shrub et. al. must’ve done some serious investing in wire production, or at least in copper. Why? Because they appear to be basing the rest of their policies (domestic and human rights, at least) on wire. Illegal, unconstitutional wire-tapping. Repealing Rove v. Wade. And, of course, nothing says “torture” like piano wire.
So, I propose that, starting now, we the people start doing our best Joan Crawford (the last name is ironic, if coincidental) and tell these bastards “No more wire! Hangers, taps or piano!” And how do we do that? Well, we start by reclaiming congress in 2006. So when Novemeber comes around, get off your ass and vote. Or you might just wind up working for these greedy pricks next money-making scheme… down in the mines.
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