NewsHaiku 20051121

Starting today, I’m going to do a haiku a day on something that caught my eye in the news. This is totally experimental and may not make it past tomorrow. Oh, and there’ll almost definitely be a break while I’m away for this Thinaksgiving thing. But if I manage to restart it when I get back this might really become a regular feature. But for now, here’s today’s:

break for the doors! man,
i sure told those press goons off –
huh? trapped like a rat.

And if you don’t know what that one’s about, here’s a hint.